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Old Man Gets Drunk On Stag Do; Wakes Up With Shit Sunglasses TATTOED On His Face

Good one Grandad.

Waking up after a stag do filled with regret is nothing new or exclusive, but the Welsh fella definitely felt it a lot more than most people. He woke up to a pair of really shit sunglasses… TATTOOED on his face.

(Almost as bad as this guy who had his mate’s pubes glued to his face?)

The 50-something year old Welshman that wants to remain nameless thought it was a prank at first, drawn on by his mates the night before. But nope, it was a real tattoo. On his face. Badly done, and not scrubbing off.

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The man from Swansea said:

I had no memory of getting the tattoo because I had gone out celebrating and when it happened I was drunk.

I was subject to a lot of stares, but I kind of got used to the tattoo and decided not to get rid of it.

Believe it or not, he walked around with his snazzy shades on for two years before he decided to get rid of them. He was out in the pub, and somebody roasted him relentlessly.

The next morning I really started to think about what my family and friends thought.

I didn’t want them to be embarrassed when they were out with me, so I decided there and then I was going to get it removed.

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After six laser sessions, the tattoo is now gone, and while there’s some marking around his eye from treatment, that will completely disappear soon.

After getting rid of the shite tattoo, the bloke said:

There is no scarring and when friends who haven’t seen me for months come over they always notice something is different.

Yeah, that ‘something different’ being no more shit glasses tattooed on your face. Stag dos are a right laugh, but don’t be a dick and get a tattoo while you’re pissed, because it’s very likely to be fucking terrible. Decent tattooists don’t tattoo drunk people – fact.

Bizarrely, it’s not the first time I’ve seen people with tattooed glasses. A while back, this guy popped up all over social media.

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Arseholes.

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