This Mugshot Of A Guy With The Biggest Neck In History Is Getting Completely Rinsed By The Internet


Some comments have 123,000 likes.

As far as mugshots go, there are some absolutely hilarious and incredibles ones out there, but this new one of Charles Dion McDowell might be coming in straight at the top of the charts as one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I mean just looks at his neck right?

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McDowell was arrested for possession of meth, possession of cocaine, possession of marijuana, and fleeing police by the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office and they sensed an incredible opportunity for viral notoriety if they posted up a picture of him on the internet and this is exactly what happened. The post has 250,000 shares at the time of writing and some of the comments where people have made jokes about his neck have about 130,000 likes.

Here’s a few of the best ones to save you having to wade through them. People really didn’t hold back:

  • Who else came to read all the comments about his “neck”!?! it looks like his head is attached to his thigh!!!
  • You people should be ashamed of yourselves, all this neckativity isn’t right at all.
  • They gonna put him in jail and throat away the key.
  • His neck is still at LARGE!!!
  • What neck of the woods was he caught in?
  • Dude up to his neck in charges…
  • He’ll be outta jail neck week
  • Did anyone notify his neck-s-ta-kin…
  • What they charge this guy with? Neckless Endangerment?
  • My neck, my back, they took my meth and my crack.
  • If he hiccups too hard he’d swallow his whole head
  • I’d rob too if it cost me $65 to get rid of a sore throat
  • He look like a Snapchat filter
  • I think this is the 5th Ninja Turtle….. Neckelangelo
  • His neck need a separate charge
  • So I guess they take crime seriously in his neck of the woods
  • I wonder if he gets out, what he gone do necks
  • His parents neckglected him
  • All of his shirts are neckstra large
  • That boy got a chest tattoo on his neck
  • Y’all come on he gotta lotta weight on his shoulders right now.
  • Necks time he should weigh his options
  • Y’all better stop laughing or you could be necks
  • Y’all leave this man alone! I bet he’d stick his neck out for you if you needed his help.
  • he can’t button the top 3 buttons
  • I’m just glad he has clothes on… It could be worse… He could be necked
  • Looks like he tried to swallow everything he got charged for
  • Why y’all do this, He was gone turn himself in necks week.
  • Dat boy can drink peanut butter
  • Why he look like a Barbie head that broke and you try to save it by pushing the head all the way down on the neck so it can stay?!
  • Better luck necks time
  • They threw the book at him… He swallowed it.
  • When you getting carried away creating your NBA player and just wanna see how far the settings will go
  • Police pulled up like “Put your neck behind your back!”
  • He would be great on americas neck top models
  • I bet if you cut his head off you can count the rings and determine his age
  • Mans gotta lifetime subscription to neckflix
  • Necks on Live PD. Man puts his neck on the line to get away from the police by running trough the necks door neighbors yard to get to the necks street over. His necks court date will be later necks month.
  • The arresting officer was quoted as saying: “this is by far the biggest collar of my career.”
  • May all our bank accounts be as strong as his neck muscles
  • These comments are rude and unNECKressary

I mean fair play internet – you really know how to make a joke about a poor man’s neck. Not sure how McDowell feels about it all but I kinda think he’s probably got bigger problems at the time being what with being arrested and all. Probably can’t help his mental state though being the biggest meme on the internet hey?

For more necks, check out some of the worst neck tattoos in history. Seriously awful.


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