I think if I was on the receiving end of this, I’d have to just pack my shit up and disappear somewhere where there’s no Internet and no one knows my name. Just start life from scratch all over again. Complete and utter emasculation the likes of which we’ve never seen:
Horrible. The only way to get even with that guy would be to literally kill him, though he’s probably still busy picking the fabric out of his butt hole to have considered that yet. Without a question the most brutal wedgie we’ve ever seen.
Oh wait, no, that distinction goes to the guy who literally murdered his stepfather via wedgie.