I don’t want to categorically accuse Iron Mike of tripping his balls off in the stands of the US Open the other night, but at one point the cameras did catch him muttering and grinning to himself with his eyes closed as he dabbed himself with a towel:

Them mushrooms was whipping Mike Tyson’s ASS 🍄👊🏽 pic.twitter.com/pHzB8ODuTx

— Tommie Collins (@tommiecollins) August 30, 2022

Absolute veteran move bringing that towel along. I mean just imagine tripping balls while sat next to tennis legend Martina Navratilova at the US Open, while the little puppy in her lap stares into your soul. In fact I think the puppy might’ve been tripping too?

I just wish the camera had kept on Tyson a little longer because he looked like he was in the middle of an absolute mental battle there. Or maybe it just caught him at the worst possible time, who knows? Fair play anyway to the dog for just sitting there. Pretty brutal to have to be forced to watch a tennis ball get knocked back and forth for 90 mins and not have your instincts kick in.

For the 15-year-old tennis player who slapped his opponent across the face after losing a match, click HERE.