Marshall Pope is a rapper-turned-poet with a super bass-y voice and three books out — so you’d think he’d have quite the way with words. He might do, but not when it comes to spitting them off the dome.
It’s probably the most cringe thing you’ll be seeing for a while. Here he is promoting his latest release on live TV and getting a little bit stuck when the presenter asks him to freestyle:
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