When you peak in life at the age of 10, there isn’t a lot to look forward to as Macaulay Culkin’s new lifestyle showcases.

Everyone remembers Macaulay Culkin right? Home Alone 1, Home Alone 2, um…..Richie Rich?? The Pagemaster? My Girl? Some great movies from the 90’s huh? I remember even back then people knew that once macauley Culkin grew up his marketability was going out of the window because in Richie Rich – when he was about 15 or something – the director hired actors that were really tall to play all the other roles so it looked like he was still a young kid.

So what happened to Macaulay Culkin when he grew up and couldn’t play cute kids in movies anymore? Well he befriended Michael Jackson obviously, was in that Party Monster movie that everyone has heard of but nobody has actually seen and it also looks like he became a drug addled hipster from these latest pictures. Isn’t there just something completely and utterly wrong with how Macaulay Culkin looks in these pictures? I mean being a hipster isn’t good at the best of times, but that beard is homeless chic at its worst and he is just SO skinny the only explanation is that he must be addicted to crystal meth or heroin. Or possibly be anorexic.

I guess it’s one thing to rebel against the image that society has of you being a cute little kid who holds his own against the robbers but I think Macauley Culkin has really taken it too far with his new image. He just looks completely disgusting. So come on Kevin McAllister, lay off the smack or whatever and eat a cookie. Or better yet a steak. Stop drinking so much Red Bull and have a shave at least.

Here’s a really overtly dramatic video with stupid music that chronicles Macaulay Culkin’s transformation from Kevin McAllister into a gross looking meth addicted hipster.


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