Learn To Play Guitar While You Piss

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Learn to play guitar while you piss. What’s better than that, apart from Christmas?

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If you’re shit at guitar then maybe you should book a flight to Sao Paulo because a bar there called Bar Aurora has recently installed pissers that let us guys compose an awesome solo as we relieve ourselves. The urinals were invented by a company with the most innovative name ever – Guitar Pee – and the way it works is, the urinal uses electronic tabs that are activated when piss hits the urinal, then pre-recorded guitar sounds are released. So, in a way, you could say the urinal is one massive fretboard. Except you don’t gnarly it up with your fingers, you use your fvcking dick instead.

So, if you piss like a horse then you can come up with some epic jazz shit and if you piss like a little baby then you’ll come up with some weak stuff that Keane would be proud of. Everybody’s a winner.

There’s also apparently a mobile app available that streams ‘MPee3s’ of previous piss performances…

Oh yeah, that guy above who’s doing a handstand while pissing is nothing to do with Guitar Pee. But it’s still pretty cool, though, right? I’d love to be able to do it but don’t think I could deal with my hand having to be on a floor that would inevitably be covered with piss.

Here’s a video about the musical urinal.

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