They say restaurants should never give away their secrets…

But is it the truth? Look at McDonald’s – once the public figured out they could make their own Big Mac sauce with mayo and ketchup…well, we figured out other reasons to eat that shit.

For all the bad press around fast food, we love to make excuses to forgive it.

The KFC in Northwich, Cheshire, was recently announced to be the worst such franchise in the country. You know that none of these places are great, you know that. But to hear that it’s literally the worst? That’s got to be pretty fvcking disgusting.

My point is, we knew this and we still ate there. More regularly than I’d care to admit.

I’m not sure about the latest revelation though. The new KFC advert…well, watch it and be honest – the first thing you think of is that the ghost colonel adds his chickeny spunk to every hand-made family bucket. Lovely.

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