So today we’ve learned that Justin Bieber is probably a dad to some girl he screwed backstage, that his balls have dropped and now that he can freestyle. What a day to be living!


Look, I didn’t plan on today becoming a Justin Bieber day, it just happened, OK? It’s not my fault he’s gone and got some hussy pregnant, hit puberty and dropped a freestyle that I’m actually into.

Check out this video of Bieber (or should I say Jay-B) freestyling over Jay-Z and Kayne’s instrumental for “Watch The Throne”. Wait for the bit when Bieber drops ‘Wait, I’m not done’ – in the words of the whole X-Factor panel: Smashed it.

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Maybe now Bieber’s balls have dropped he can pursue the rap career he’s always dreamed of.


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