Here at Sick Chirpse we’re all pretty big Jean-Claude Van Damme fans, which can be evidenced by the fact that one of the first pieces I ever wrote for the site was a critique of my five favourite Jean-Claude Van Damme movies. Even though I still haven’t watched JCVD like I promised to in that review (I will soon, I promise) and missed his recent reality show on account of no longer owning a TV, I still count myself a fairly big Jean-Claude Van Damme fan. So I was delighted to come across this stupid internet tool that randomly generates potential movie names that Jean-Claude Van Damme could star in. It even generates his potential co-stars too. So you’re constantly getting stuff like Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal in Universal Revenge: Endgame or Jean-Claude Van Damme and Bill ‘Goldberg’ Goldberg in Ultimate boxer or Jean-Claude Van Damme as Jean-Claude Van Damme in Dangerous Sport 3.
See how much fun that is already? I know this is strictly internet trash but I figured most people are coming on Sick Chirpse to waste time and this is the perfect way to do it. I was blown away by the response that the anagram your name application that I posted up received too, so hopefully this will have a similar impact. Enjoy. The link’s here: Jean-Claude Van Damme movie generator.
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