Most of us are stuck with the stupid face we were born with, but when you’re a multi-millionaire superstar like James Arthur, I guess you can afford to trade for a new one. Although the BRIT Billion winner looked perfectly fine before, so I’m not sure why he would want to?

Here’s James Arthur how we know and love him:

And here he is more recently:

WTF is going on there? Anyone got any ideas? I’m trying to figure out whether he got some kind of face lift or if he’s just put on a bunch of weight on his face. I mean correct me if I’m wrong but human beings’ faces don’t just magically change, do they? There has to be an explanation. Could even be some kind of Illuminati dark arts going down where the real James Arthur has been assassinated or disappeared and been replaced by a double, Avril Lavigne style.

I’m not ruling anything out to be honest but as long as it’s the real James Arthur and he’s happy with his new face then that’s all that matters really. The guy is one of the most mega-talented singers to come out of the UK in a long time so he can pretty much do what he likes. We just wouldn’t be bringing you the elite-level journalism that people have come to expect from Sick Chirpse if we didn’t at least ask what happened to James Arthur’s face. Job done in that regard.

For Lil Kim’s unreal face transformations over the years, click HERE.