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Undefeated UFC KO Artist Carlos Prates Smokes 8 – 10 Cigarettes A Day, Even Right Before He Fights

Carlos Prates is 4-0 in the UFC with four massive knockouts (all this year) and is officially ranked as the #13 Welterweight in the world as of right now, and amazingly, he’s managed all that while also smoking 8-10 cigarettes a day. Which may not sound like much to a smoker (there’s people out there […]

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Adult Film Star Lily Phillips Goes Viral For Flying Out Scottish Lad & His Girlfriend After He “Won A Competition To Bonk Me”

British porn star/OnlyFans girl Lily Phillips has accomplished some truly stunning physical feats in 2024 – including sleeping with 101 men in under 14 hours, and of course who could forget the viral clip of all those students literally queuing up in a hallway to have a go on her during Lily’s ’50 Freshers a

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David Coote Admits Viral Video Is Real But ‘Does Not Recall’ Calling Jurgen Klopp A ‘C***’

It looks like Premier League referee David Coote is going for the ‘I was off my t1ts’ defense after reportedly admitting that the viral video of him ranting about Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool is real, but also claiming he ‘does not recall’ the incident in his memory. Initially, David Coote denied any wrongdoing and the

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Premier League Referee David Coote Investigated After Calling Jürgen Klopp a C*** In Leaked Video

Well, well, well. Who could have seen this coming? It’s no secret that the PGMOL (Professional Game Match Official Limited) have long been a disgrace to football, but you’d never think one of the referees would be dumb enough to sit on a couch, look straight at a camera and call Jürgen Klopp a “German

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Mattel’s ‘Wicked’ Movie Dolls Accidentally List Porn Site On Packaging

Toy manufacturer Mattel has pulled all of its ‘Wicked’ dolls for sale at retailers after the packaging mistakenly listed the URL of an adult entertainment site instead of the official domain for the film. Whoops! ‘Wicked’, the new film adaptation of the hit Broadway musical, is set to release worldwide on November 22nd. However, merchandise

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Pub Responds To Backlash After Charging Customers £25 For A Full English Breakfast

A popular pub in Kent has put out a statement addressing criticism they received over the price they charge for a classic Full English breakfast. The Cow Shed, located in Ospringe, Kent, caused a bit of a stir online after people found out the ‘astronomical’ cost of their Full English; a whole twenty five British

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Girl With Autism, 17, Banned For Asking Transgender Opponent: ‘Are You A Man?’

A 17-year-old female footballer with suspected autism is facing a ban of up to 6 matches for asking a bearded adult transgender opponent: “Are you a man?”. The girl was found guilty this week of ‘discrimination’ and her parents have now raised concerns about the sanction, which they claim undermines the safety of their daughter

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Asda Email Which Sacked 475 Staff This Week Published – See Leaked Letter In Full

It’s never good news when near-500 people are made redundant just before Christmas, but unfortunately this is the case over at Asda who have just announced that 475 roles will be axed this week. Surprisingly, the supermarker chain said the move would impact head office staff and not retail staff at Asda branches across the UK.

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Ambulance Hits Cyclist, Rushes Him To Hospital, Then Sticks Him With $1,800 Bill

An Oregon cyclist who was hit by an ambulance that made a right turn into him was charged $1,862 for the pleasure after the medics scooped his mangled body off the street, tossed him into the ambulance and drove him to hospital. 71-year-old cyclist William Hoesch was left with a fractured nose and other ‘scrapes

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Roger Rabbit Director Says Sequel ‘Won’t Happen’ Because Disney Won’t Use Jessica Rabbit

I think most people would agree that Jessica Rabbit is the hottest cartoon character to ever exist, but unfortunately this appears to be the reason why we’ll never get to see a ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit’ sequel, according to the director of the original. In fact, director Robert Zemeckis has a script ready, but reckons

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Mike Tyson Says ‘Iron Mike’ Has Returned And He’s Feeling ‘Homicidal’ Ahead Of Jake Paul Fight

Get your prayers in for Jake Paul, because Mike Tyson has just confirmed that his second personality Iron Mike has returned and he’s feeling ‘homicidal’ ahead of the clash with Paul on Friday, November 15. 58-year-old Mike Tyson is looking absolutely ripped less than 2 weeks out from the fight… And he had this to

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Horrifying Moment Sexual Predators ‘Go For It’ After Finding Lone Tourist In Magaluf

Really disturbing moment from journalist Ellie Flynn’s new Channel 4 documentary ‘Magaluf Undercover: Predators and Parties’, where she pretends to be alone and completely wasted on a beach in Magaluf just to see how men in the vicinity react. Ellie is obviously completely sober and has a team watching and filming from close-by, but just

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‘Tiger King’ Star Joe Exotic Announced Engagement To Fellow Inmate From Federal Prison

Tiger King legend Joe Exotic is three years into a 22-year sentence for conspiracy to commit murder for hire (against longstanding rival Carole Baskin) and nine counts of violation of the Endangered Species Act. But that doesn’t mean he’s got to postpone his love life, does it? On the contrary – Joe Exotic, 61, has

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Fight Club Director David Fincher Is Making An English Version Of ‘Squid Game’

I don’t think the world was particularly clamoring for an English-language version of Squid Game, but according to Deadline it’s officially in the works with Fight Club director David Fincher at the helm. Series two of the original Korean-language Squid Game is still a couple months’ away from release, and we already know that the

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Diddy Asked 10-Year-Old Boy How ‘Badly He Wanted’ To Be A Star Before Sexual Assault

Just when you thought the Diddy allegations couldn’t get any worse, a new complaint alleges that the Bad Boy Records mogul told a 10-year-old boy he could “make him a star” before sexually assaulting him in a hotel room. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is accused of drugging and rxping the 10-year-old aspiring rapper, who claims that

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‘Typical Cheater’s Face’ Revealed And It’s Bad News If You Look Like This

Obviously it’s never right to judge someone by their appearance/immutable characteristics, but online casino MrQ has gone ahead anyway and used cutting-edge technology to help create a better picture of what a cheater supposedly looks like. The study involved 2,000 Brits who had all been cheated on at least once describing what their cheating partner

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Student Took Own Life After Botched Beard Transplant By Estate Agent

A 24-year-old French student took his own life after undergoing a botched beard transplant in Turkey carried out by an estate agent posing as a plastic surgeon. Mathieu Vigier Latour travelled to Istanbul in March for the transplant, which cost him just €1,300 (£1,082) – 5x less than the procedure costs in France. The student,

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Plot Twist: Corinna Kopf Reveals She Hasn’t Retired From OnlyFans Yet Because She Makes Too Much Money

We wrote a blog on Friday about how OnlyFans legend Corinna Kopf was retiring from the platform after earning $67 MILLION in three years, which is more than enough money to basically do whatever she wants for the rest of her life. Well, turns out what Corinna Kopf wants is to keep doing OnlyFans, even

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Mike Tyson Drops Sparring Partner With Brutal Body Shot Ahead Of Jake Paul Fight

With all the worrying updates regarding Mike Tyson’s health recently, there’s been a lot of concern ahead of his imminent showdown with Jake Paul on November 15. Are we really going to allow a 27-year-old YouTuber to KO an ailing 58-year-old man and then pretend like he just beat Mike Tyson in his prime? Well,

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Corinna Kopf Has Retired From OnlyFans After Earning $67 MILLION In 3 Years

Congratulations are in order for OnlyFans girl Corinna Kopf, who has chosen to retire from the platform after raking in $67 million in just three years. Talk about going out at the top of your game! Influencer Kopf, 28, announced her resignation on Thursday, tweeting ‘no more link in bio …….’, indicating she had taken

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Watch Erling Haaland Score One Of The Most Ridiculous Goals You Will Ever See In Football

Erling Haaland has 44 goals in 42 UCL games, which is absolutely freaking insane. However he may have scored his ridiculous goal yet in the competition last night after somehow managing to get on the end of this ball during Man City’s 5-0 thrashing of Sparta Prague, and putting away a flying backheel wonder goal:

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