When outrunning a fat cop who has no chance in hell of catching up to you, make sure you can also outrun his taser too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG1RDu1EnxA

That’s what happens when you get cocky. Should have just kept running, dude.

Or you could make like this guy who got tasered, put on the ground, and STILL managed to escape. What a G.