Hot new celebrity illness is conquered by Clooney

The hippest disease this decade with celebrity sufferers including Cheryl Cole, Mandy Moore and even Didier Drogba, has claimed its latest victim and probably biggest celebrity in George Clooney.

George said he probably contracted the disease from a mosquito when he had been hanging out in Sudan – which he has visited an incredible three times in the past two months – where he was working on a project to stave off a civil war with two pretty hip organisations. Google and CNN.

Clooney has apparently already managed to beat the disease, but did admit to taking ‘taking medication but feeling rough.’ He did add though that ‘this illustrates how with proper medication the most lethal condition in Africa can be reduced to bad ten days instead of a death sentence.’ What a soundbite.

God Bless America.


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