First up, I’ve got to warn you that my source of this story is The Daily Mail. Bearing this in mind, I’d like to pass the blame on to them if this proves to be a complete load of bollocks, just like everything else they print.
So, apparently there is a soon-to-be law in Egypt that will allow husbands to legally have sex with their dead wife’s bodies for up to 6 hours after they have died. Let me get this straight. There are people in Egypt – men, I presume – who are trying to make it legal and presumably the ‘done thing’, to have sex with you wife after she’s passed away? That is some seriously fucked up shit right there.
Back in May 2011 a Moroccan cleric is quoted to have said that marriage is still valid even after death. So somewhere along the lines this has been transposed into the idea that it’s therefore acceptable to screw your dead wife’s body. I’m pretty sure that necrophilia never has been, nor ever will be, acceptable.
If this law is passed, woman will also share the same rights as men in Egypt (for once) and will be allowed to have sexy time with their dead husbands body How the hell would that even work? Does rigamortis kick in give the dead husband a stonk on? I don’t really know the ins and outs of rigamortis.
I’ll leave that one with you.