Dog of the week / month / possibly century goes to Miley, a black lab mix from Laurel, Mississippi, who was let out of the house to take a leak and then returned holding a white plastic bag that was packed full of weed.
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Investigators called to the home found high-grade marijuana in some baggies and less potent weed in the other baggies, totalling a pound in weight (that’s 16 ounces or 128 eighths).
Narcotics detectives probing Miley’s find have yet to make any arrests.
The craziest thing about this story is that it even got reported in the first place. What kind of square dog-owner does Miley have anyway? Dog brings home a pound of weed and you call the police to come and take it all away. This might be (definitely is) the stoner in me talking but if my dog brings a pound of weed to my door-step that’s a sign from god. It was my destiny to be presented with a fat bag of weed that my dog randomly found in some field somewhere. I bet even the police are thinking ‘what a sucker’.
At least it’s another example of why dogs are the most awesome creatures on the planet.