You Can Now Decorate Your Beard With Christmas Ornaments

Beard Ornaments

Peak Christmas 2017.

We’re now fully into the festive period even though we’re only halfway through November and so it’s not going to be too long until people are wearing Christmas jumpers around the office and playing their Christmas songs. What a time to be alive.

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There’s a new addition to your Christmas wardrobe this year though in the form of beard ornaments that can ‘season up your beard’. Their official name is ‘beardaments’ and they’ve seriously got to be one of the worst inventions ever. Get a load of these:

I mean why would you want to do that? It definitely doesn’t look good and it’s gonna be as uncomfortable as hell and kind of heavy weighing down your skin with all those stupid baubles all over your face. Absolute waste of time.

In case you are interested in buying these though – you’re definitely a wanker btw – then you can pick up 12 facial hair baubles from the beardaments website and it’ll set you back around £10. Literally so many things you can spend that tenner on that will be better than these pieces of crap though, even if they do come with ‘natural, organic’ beard oils and some glitter so you can jazz up your beard as well. Just the worst.

For more of the same, check out these photographs from the world beard championships. What an event.


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