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DEAD FISH, BIRDS & CRABS: IS THIS THE END OF THE WORLD?

2011 is set to be a record year for unexplained animal deaths, that’s if we make it to 2012…

So only this week we’ve reported the following apocalyptic stories:

Thousands of blackbirds fall from the sky, dead!
Arkansas river filled with 100,000 dead fish!
Even more dead blackbirds, cause still unknown!
40,000 dead crabs washed up on English beaches!
Government accused of killing off bees!

These alone are enough to send the average pot smoking teenager in a paranoid thought process leading to the conclusion that we’re all doomed but wait, there is more;

More proof it’s the end for the bees.

Australian floods the size of France and Germany combined!: with added live crocs and snakes reported in the floods.

More dead fish in Florida!: Apparently this one isn’t too worrying as they died due to the lake freezing over, phew.

So all in all it’s been a great start to 2011. What the hell is going on and more to the point, what’s next?


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