Crystal Hefner Getting Her Fake Tits Removed Will Be The Death of Hugh Hefner (NSFW)

Hugh Hefner is going to freak when he sees this photo.

Crystal Hefner – model, singer, Playboy bunny and third wife of Huge Hefner – shared a photo earlier revealing she has had her fake boobs taken out.

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Why would she do such a thing? Well, here’s why:

My Breast Implants Slowly Poisoned Me Intolerance to foods and beverages, unexplained back pain, constant neck and shoulder pain, cognitive dysfunction (brain fog, memory loss), stunted hair growth, incapacitating fatigue, burning bladder pain, low immunity, recurring infections and problems with my thyroid and adrenals. The mildest of those symptoms started a few years back. The aches, the bladder pain, brain fog, fatigue. I ignored it, labeling myself a hypochondriac, despite truly worrying that there was something wrong with me. I joked about losing my memory to age, and about getting “lazy”. I began to cancel appointments and shoots because everything exhausted me. Before everything went downhill I was at the gym five days a week, and always shooting and working. I’ve had days in 2016 when I couldn’t get out of bed. I’ve felt such despair knowing life was happening all around me but I couldn’t participate. I had to miss my Summer DJ residency at my favorite Vegas spot, the Rehab pool at The Hard Rock Hotel. The fatigue was so severe that I could barely leave the house or drive. I was afraid to get up there in front of a crowd and go blank with brain fog. I had a bunch of spare photos that have enabled me to stay active on social media for the last six months. I’ve tried to keep a facade of normalcy while working to figure out what was going on with my body. Once I became allergic to most every food, had intolerable pain, developed stomach issues and night sweats, I began to research. I found a holistic doctor (Dr. Farshid Rahbar) and was tested for everything. After I was diagnosed with Lyme disease and toxic mold, I posted about it on social media. I began to receive comments saying that my symptoms resembled “Breast Implant Illness.” I found a Breast Implant Illness website and Facebook group with almost 3,000 members. My symptoms matched theirs. Over time, implants (both silicone and saline) break down and wreak havoc on your body. The shell on silicone and saline implants is comprised of silicone and over 40 other toxic chemicals… (continued in link in bio)

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Fair enough really. When your fake tits begin to slowly kill you from the inside then it’s probably a wise decision getting them removed.

At the same time, what becomes of Hugh Hefner now? That guy loves big tits more than anything else in the world. He’s obsessed with them. He took his big tit obsession and made a career and a living out of it. How is he going to live in a world where his wife has regular-sized boobs?






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Good luck to him. At least he has the memories.


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