Say NO To Crack, Say YES To Roller Skating!

Don’t do crack kids, and definitely don’t get in to rape vans, because roller skating is way much more fun.

We love a good comedy commercial here at Sick Chirpse, especially on a Friday morning (fvck yeah). Remember those Chuck Testa commercials we posted a while ago, if not you should definitively check them out after you’ve watched this video.

The commercial below is called ‘Say NO to crack, say YES to roller skating!’ and is for a roller skating rink over in Nevada. The advert features members of staff from the rink and even the old aged owner posing as thugs and trying to entice kids to buy crack and get in the back of their rape van, but all the kids want to do is roller skate, bless em.


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