The Church Of Satan Has Responded To Sam Smith And Kim Petras’ ‘Satanic’ Grammys Performance

Devil horns are kind of passé now.

Nobody really cared that much about the Grammys on Sunday night ,but one aspect of it that did get people talking was Sam Smith and Kim Petras’ performance of their song ‘Unholy‘, with several internet personalities claiming that it was clearly a Satanic ritual. Their words, not mine.

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Anyway, whilst there’s no doubt that the performance was inspired by the devil – the clue is in the name of the song remember – the Satanic Church themselves have felt compelled to release a statement saying that it didn’t have anything to do with them at all. David Harris, magister for the Church of Satan, said the following about it:

It was all right, nothing particularly special.

The red outfits, fire and devil horns are all kind of passé now.

People who were offended by the performance like Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene (US Politicians) are delicate snowflakes.

It’s sad when politicians on a national stage use someone’s religion as a punchline.

Lol he really doesn’t sound like he was bothered at all does he, almost like he was annoyed at even being asked to comment on the performance in the first place. I suppose it must get pretty tiresome when some stupid pop star does something like this though and his phone is ringing off the hook when he’s trying to get down to the important business of actually worshipping Satan though. Tough life.

Quite funny that he uses the typical anti woke diss of calling the people offended by the performance snowflakes though. Bet that really infuriated everyone on the other side of the culture war. 10/10 trolling.

For more of the same, check out Kanye West saying that Satan is attacking the US through China. Of course.


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