When was the last time you had a craving for a nice cold cup of breast milk? Not to kink shame or anything, but hopefully it’s been a while.
If you do fancy it though, you’re in luck – courtesy of Frida’s brand new breast milk ice cream:
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Now it would be easy to write off breast milk ice cream as a gimmicky or weird or even grotesque new flavour, but according to the reviews… it’s really good? Here’s a look at a couple:
Curious about breast milk-flavored ice cream? USA TODAY’s Greta Cross gives us the dish on this controversial treat. pic.twitter.com/cNCdSERUFC
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) August 16, 2025
“NGL it hits…It’s very accurate…I hope my wife’s not mad at me…”
— Josh Hart eats breast milk ice cream pic.twitter.com/ObbLaDnJNn
— New York Basketball (@NBA_NewYork) August 7, 2025
It’s worth pointing out that this breast milk ice cream doesn’t actually have any breast milk in it, which seems like the very definition of false advertising. How can you call it breast milk if it’s just flavouring?
It does have Colostrum in it though, which according to a Google, “is the first form of breast milk that is released by the mammary glands after giving birth.” Apparently it has a strong taste, but it varies from mother to mother. Sounds pretty disgusting to be honest!
Here’s the full ingredient list, for anyone wondering: milk, heavy cream, skim milk powder, sugar, dextrose, egg yolks, invert sugar, guar gum, salted caramel flavoring, honey syrup, liposomal bovine colostrum, yellow food color, 0.1% propylparaben (preservative), and FD&C Red 40.
I suppose there’s definitely a consumer base for this, and it’s probably the type of people you would never want near an actual pair of breasts.
Enjoy the rest of the summer, everybody!
For the time people got mad at DJ Khaled for showing off his ice cream collection while ‘Palestine is still being slaughtered’, click HERE. Not exactly a Palestinian hero.
