New Study Finds That Men With Bigger Noses Have Bigger Penises

Big nose energy.

Never mind big dick energy, it’s all about big nose energy now. According to a new study in Japan – men with larger noses tend to have larger penises.

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Researchers from the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine wrote:

This study is the first to demonstrate the relationship between stretched penile length and nose size.

As per the NY Post, scientists examined the bodies of 126 recently deceased middle-aged men, measuring everything from height and weight to the circumference and length of their flaccid members.

Scientists approximated the measurements of subjects’ penises when erect by laying each down and extending the willy up as high as it would go. They then compared the results to the lengths of their noses. Science!

They found that men with 2.2-inch snouts packed larger penises that clocked in at 5.3 inches long. Meanwhile, corpses with beaks smaller than 1.8 inches packed manhoods measuring up to 4.1 inches long. Rounding out the middle were the medium-beaked, whose penises were 4.5 inches — which just happens to be the average penis size in Japan.

The fact that nose size is related to stretched penile length indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or body weight but has already been determined before birth.

Well, if this is true, then Pinocchio must have been packing some serious pipe. Bit lame that the research methods involved stretching dead Japanese guys’ dicks to see if they correlate with their noses rather than basing it on actual living people. Then again there probably wouldn’t be too many people willing to go into a study saying “please measure my small dick”.

What’s interesting is that the average correlated exactly to the reported average penis size in Japan, although I think you need a bigger sample size than 126 dead dudes to really be sure there’s a connection between nose size and penis size.

Either way I hope I’m not subjected to a penis/nose study when I’m dead. Maybe I’ll get nose job beforehand to throw them off.

For the new study that finds men with smaller dicks make more money, click HERE. Guessing they have small noses too?


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