The Best And Worst Tinder Profiles And Conversations In The World #198

Samantha is cutting souls in half in this week’s Tinder round-up.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Is he… standing in the bath?

Those 4 kisses at the end really are the cherry on top.

OK what?

God bless her little heart.

Take it she didn’t turn up.

How fertile can you get?


Well in.

Bit dark.

“Don’t be a pussy about it.”

Not amused.

That’s not terrifying at all.

Pay up for wifey.

At least she replied – gotta give her that.

She’s not wrong.

Well OK then.

Well that’s just mean.


At least she’s honest?

By any means necessary.

No time to waste.

She’s got you there fellas.

Oh wow.

That would be a yes.

Aaaaaand we’re done.


Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.


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