The Best And Worst Tinder Profiles And Conversations In The World #166

Aaron needs a crash course in chatting up girls in this week’s Tinder round-up.

Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail contribute@sickchirpse.com.

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

I’d have depression and anxiety if my name was spelt like that too.


O…K then.

I think we found the one, ladies.

That was easy.


Probably best you swipe left and move on…


Johnny, swipe right.

Just make sure she’s sprayed first.

Sad soulmates.

Getting mixed signals here.

Don’t forget ‘if my dog doesn’t like you I don’t like you.’

This was Emmasterpiece.

More like class of 1921.

So you know whose lives you’re fucking up I guess.

Use 200 of it to buy a vowel.

What a dreamboat.

Divorce diet is real.

Smooth operator 1/10.

Hopefully no skin irritation.

Aaaand we’re done.

Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For previous instalments, click HERE. Awesome.


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