The Naked Gun is one of the greatest comedy franchises ever and definitely not in need of a reboot, but if it absolutely HAS to be remade, then I can’t really think of anyone better than Liam Neeson to take on the role of Lieutenant Frank Debin in place of the late, great Leslie Nielsen. […]
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Terrible tragedy at the campus gym at the University of East Anglia after a student died by accidentally slipping and dropping a 65kg bar on his head. Aspiring doctor Mohammed Faraj, 21, had been using an aerobic step to perform calf raises while on a Smith machine as he trained for an Ironman event. CCTV
Two young ladies from Birmingham have been caught with over £160,000 worth of cannabis in their suitcases as they landed back in the UK following a trip to New York. Sophie Bannister and Levi-April Whalley, both 30, told border officials they had been on a three-day shopping spree in the Big Apple. A search of
Stephen Graham is one of the hottest actors on the scene right now following his outstanding performance in the show he co-wrote and co-created – Adolescence. Having already gained worldwide notoriety for his roles in Snatch, Boiling Point, This Is England, Peaky Blinders and more, it’s about time Graham landed a true legacy-defining leading role.
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Good news on Maria Kovalchuk – the OnlyFans model found dumped on the side of the road in Dubai with a shattered spine and broken arms and legs. The 20-year-old Ukrainian has now woken up from her coma after completing four lengthy surgeries, and her life is no longer in danger. The bad news is
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Two former OnlyFans users are suing the platform after realising they weren’t actually talking to the models whose pages they were subscribed to, but rather other people (probably other dudes) impersonating them. The plaintiffs, M. Brunner and J.Fry, both from Illinois, thought the girls they were subscribed to – some of whom have hundreds of
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Brutal news out of Thailand this week as a British man collapsed and died just moments after his first Muay Thai fight in Koh Samui. Joseph Itai Rinomhota, 30, fought a local at the Samui International Muay Thai Stadium, for his debut bout. During the third round, the referee stopped the fight after Joseph was
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‘Erik Per Sullivan’ isn’t exactly a household name, but I think most people would recognise him as Dewey Wilkinson AKA the littlest brother from ‘Malcolm in the Middle’. After the series wrapped up 2006, Erik took a couple minor roles in shows that nobody watched, but he basically hasn’t been seen or heard from since
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Very sad news this morning as Val Kilmer, a legendary actor with a long list of legendary roles, has passed away from pneumonia aged 65. Kilmer had been battling throat cancer for years and gave an emotional farewell scene with Tom Cruise in 2022’s Top Gun: Maverick (obviously, both men were also in the original).
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A man who was caught cheating on his girlfriend with his alleged gay lover came up with the ultimate excuse when confronted by her on camera: he was just hanging out with his ‘XBox friend’, who just so happened to be wearing no trousers and have a gay accent. Needless to say, the girlfriend was
All sorts of theories are flying around after Prince Andrew’s accuser, Virginia Giuffre, uploaded a video from hospital last night claiming she had been involved in a horrific road accident (you know how much the Royal Family loves those) and had just ‘days to live’. 41-year-old Virginia, who is one of the many victims of
It looks like controversial streamer Johnny Somali’s antics in South Korea are finally catching up to him, as he’s now reportedly facing guaranteed prison time in the country (aside from also being beaten up by locals in the streets). Up to this point, Somali has somehow gotten away with repeatedly disturbing the peace in the
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The National Police of Ukraine have launched a human trafficking investigation after being left unsatisfied with the explanation by the UAE over how OnlyFans model Maria Kovalchuck ended up unconscious on the side of a road in Dubai, with her spine shattered and limbs broken. On March 9, the 20-year-old Ukrainian model vanished in Dubai
A former Miss Scotland bit two security guard and racially abused one of them while being thrown out of a rugby tournament, a court has heard. Lucy Thomson, 26, yelled “do you know who I am?” (classic) before allegedly biting Andrew Okpaje’s hand and calling him the n-word while being thrown out of the Edinburgh
For the uninitiated, Johnny Somali is a controversial live-streamer from the US whose whole thing is basically to be as rude and obnoxious and unlikable as possible, and I guess he figured that South Korea would be a safe place to behave this way as the guy literally makes a living just by being a
It’s a terrible time to be a Tesla owner right now. Cars are being keyed up, set on fire and boycotted, showrooms are being picketed and protested, and motorists are being boxed in on the side of the road and assaulted just for driving the damn things. Even this 61-year-old Arizona woman named ‘Susan’ isn’t
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It turns out Jason Statham is the fairest of them all, taking the #1 spot at the box office with his new film ‘A Working Man’ as ‘Snow White’ nosedived even further on its second weekend. Even after its terrible opening weekend, Disney’s live-action remake was still expected to be the top film in US
We may not ever get to see Idris Elba star as 007, but he does have a shot at becoming the next mayor of London with Labour reportedly keen for the actor to succeed Sadiq Khan at the next election. Which sounds pretty ridiculous, but the idea is that Londoners are fed up with knife
French film legend Gerard Depardieu has come up with an ultimate, bulletproof defence as to why he can’t be guilty of the sex assault claims aganst him: he’s ‘too old and fat’. Which you would think is actually an argument against him, but let’s read on and allow the man to explain. Depardieu, 76, is
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After resurfacing earlier this year with a brand new DNA test that she says ‘proves’ she is related to Gerry McCann, the Polish lady who insists she is Madeleine McCann was arrested at Bristol airport moments after arriving in the UK at the end of February, and has been in jail ever since. Julia Wandel,
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The best part about Thomas Tuchel becoming England manager is how much the English boomer pundits hate it, and imagining all the outrageous stuff they’re going to say once he loses an important game. At a charity event the other night, quintessential football boomer Harry Redknapp was asked whether England were right to appoint a
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One of Andrew Tate’s girlfriends says he nearly choked her unconscious during a violent sexual encounter just 2 weeks ago, shortly after Donald Trump allowed Tate back into the United States. Influencer Bri Stern filed a police report following the incident that took place on March 11 at the Beverly Hills Hotel in LA. Stern
Unbelievable moment this week as US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene told a British reporter to ‘go back to your own country’ after she was quizzed about the Signal group chat in which journalist Jeffrey Goldberg was accidentally added by Trump’s security adviser Mike Waltz, leaving him privy to top level discussions about US military activity.
I know what you’re thinking – what kind of woman wants to spy on men using the toilet in Aldi? Well, meet Chleo Sunter, 37, formerly known as John Leslie Graham. Sex offender Chleo was caught with 790 pictures and 15 videos of men inside toilet cubicles and standing at urinals in Aldi. Honestly, I
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If you were getting beat down by a violent mob in the middle of the road, you would probably be relieved to know that there was a police officer not just in the vicinity, but literally sitting in their car a few feet away from where you are getting pummeled to within an inch of
Jonah Platt — actor, podcaster and son of Snow White producer Marc Platt — has ripped into lead star Rachel Zegler for “hijacking” the Disney film’s press run and hurting its box office with her politically-driven social media posts. In the lead-up to the film’s release, Zegler had Tweeted ‘f*** Donald Trump’, told his supporters
Jennifer Coolidge once confessed that she slept with 200 guys off the back of her role as Stifler’s Mom in American Pie, but apparently that’s nothing compared to the sex she’s been getting since playing Tanya in The White Lotus. Coolidge says that even though she plays a “complete weirdo” on White Lotus, her love
Earlier this year, 489-pound female rapper Dank Demoss went viral after announcing she was suing Lyft because a driver refused her service on the basis he didn’t believe she could fit in his car. 36-year-old Dajua Blanding AKA Dank Demoss recorded the incident for TikTok, with the driver apologetically telling her that his tyres couldn’t
Earlier this month, someone committed the heinous crime of slicing a Paddington Bear statue in half and stealing it from a bench in Berkshire, and now this week, the two men responsible have been brought to justice. Daniel Heath and William Lawrence, both 22 and based at RAF Odiham in Hampshire, each admitted an offence
A British tourist has been killed in Bangkok, Thailand, after being turned away from the 91karaoke bar, where he apparently got on the bouncers’ nerves and was chased down by them on a motorcycle. Nick Weir, 28, was said to have been ‘behaving erratically’ when he was denied entry into the venue. CCTV footage shows
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