We’ve all wanted to go to a Japanese sex museum, right? It’d be pretty awesome, the Japanese are renowned for their weird fetishes and shit so it would definitely be something to talk to your mother about when she asks how the trip went. I remember watching a documentary once about how weird the Japanese are; some guy went into some fucked-up sex shop and they were selling girls’ used underwear for about a tenner a pop. They were about twenty quid if they had period stains on. No joke.
So, anyway, there’s an abandoned sex museum somewhere in Japan and everyone fucked off from there about 15 years ago. The result? A really weird, creepy yet pretty funny YouTube video of the place. It reminds me a lot of walking around on Resident Evil or something – except with more huge stone cocks and a model of Sleeping Beauty with a bouquet of vibrators hanging from her arse. Urban explorers uploaded the video and their blog is pretty cool so you should definitely check it out. It’s got great stuff like pictures and videos of Pripyat, a place near Chernobyl, so it’s a legit thing they’ve got going on.
Apparently, although we don’t see it in the video, there’s a room in the museum that’s a forest scene and it’s got penis-shaped mushrooms.
If you’re thinking about going there, chances are you’d want to keep off the acid…