This video is 19 minutes long but the gist of it is basically this – the husband noticed for several weeks that his coffee tasted weird, so he bought some chemical testing strips that confirmed he’d been drinking coffee with enough chemicals in it to fill a swimming pool, and then set up cameras that showed his wife was trying to kill him.

His wife has since been charged with first-degree attempted murder, attempted aggravated assault and adding poison to food or drink, and is probably looking at a very lengthy prison stint, but can we also talk about what a  (thankfully) dreadful murder attempt this was? This lady was putting bleach in her husband’s coffee for WEEKS and just kept on doing it every day even though it was clearly not having the desired effect. Wasn’t she concerned that he would eventually clock on? Well, I guess he did drink it every day for 2 weeks even though it tasted like crap so maybe he’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer either.

Here’s hoping the inmates at whatever prison she ends up in get to hear about this story before they meet her. When someone this thick is moving in with you, it’s nice to get a heads up.

For the pub chef’s undercooked shepherd’s pie that killed one person and left 31 others violently ill, click HERE.