80 Year Old Pensioner Pushed Entire Arm Into Cow’s Rectum And Masturbated



There are some people out there into some freaky kind of stuff when it comes to sex but I don’t think I’ve ever heard about a guy as old and as freaky as the guy in this story.

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80 year old John Cunro has been banned from every single farm in England after he was caught repeatedly performing sex acts on cows. Farmer’s wife Susan Howie caught him twice with his pants and trousers around his ankles trying to entice her cows, whilst two anonymous sisters saw him insert his arm up to the shoulder in a cow’s butt whilst jerking off.

Howie described the incidents to Uxbridge Crown Court:

The cows are left unattended in the field especially in the summer we leave them in there day and night.

I went out in my white pick up truck and the gentleman was with a cow, he had his left hand interfering with the cow and his right hand on a part of his lower body, his shirt was covering it.

He was masturbating you could see it moving up and down and his trousers and his boxer shorts were at his ankles.

He stopped and looked up, he grabbed his boxers and his trousers and ran to the stile.

The second time, it was 8.30pm and we were running a bit late with the milking.

It was the same field as before, this time he had had his whole hand in the cow.

He grabbed his trousers and boxers and he ran for the stile and he actually fell over the stile because his trousers fell down when he was trying to get over it.

I was disgusted, we gave nobody permission to touch or interfere with our cows, it might seem funny to you but they are family they are not just cows.

Pretty funny he fell over the stile right, especially considering he’s 80. That probably really hurt.

Not sure why Howie thought that would be funny either, because I find it pretty rank as well and I think most other people would too. Cunro himself has said that he’s not a violent person, just that he ‘has a weakness’ when it comes to animals. No shit.

He was found guilty of the two offences and will be sentenced in the coming weeks. Until then a condition of his bail is that he’s banned from every farm in the country, which I’m sure everyone is going to be pretty happy about as he’ll no longer be able to sexually assault animals. Result.

For more of the same, check out this guy who comes clean about his sexual relationship with a horse. Weird.



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