Orlando-based graphic designer Fernando Sosa has created the ultimate novelty sex toy — the Vladimir Putin butt plug.
“This is the second of my political oriented figurines. As many of you guys know, Russia is bringing an all-out war against the civil rights of gay people in Russia. Leading the charge is Mr. Putin and his homophobic leadership. I wanted to ridicule Mr. Putin so I wanted to make a voodoo-like doll of him so people could do whatever they wanted to Mr. Putin in the privacy of their own home. However, what a better way to attack Mr. Putin’s shirtless bear wrestling reputation? Make him into the shape of a butt plug.”
How pissed is Putin going to be about this? Extremely pissed. Nothing worse than having your likeness fashioned into a butt plug when you’re the most homophobic, anti-LGBT tyrant in world history. He’s probably tearing his office apart and putting his fists through the walls as we speak.
But this is what you get for being a terrible person who allows shit like this and this to happen in your country — people are going to make a butt plug out of your face. For the LGBT community this is a must have product that is going to sell like crazy but for Putin it’s the biggest insult imaginable. This is a man who rides horses shirtless and investigates shipwrecks in submarines – he’s not going to take being a sex toy lightly.
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