Another week, another rundown of the funniest and weirdest conversations and profiles in Tinder land. If you’ve got any you think can make the cut send them in to our Facebook page or e-mail [email protected].

Let’s go:

And we’re off…

Size matters

The horse?

*Slow clap*

Different

Get in there ladies

That’s the spirit

Either the best or worst line in Tinder history

Girls, don’t all rush at once

Well that’s just sad really

What a legend

He tried…

Chill Izzy

Well said

What the…?!

Way to get his hopes up

Fair enough

That’s not very nice

Aaaaand we’re done

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Alrighty then. That was fun. See you next week for more best and worst Tinder shenanigans.

For last week’s instalment, click HERE.