#11 Jose Monobrowsingwa – Chelsea.  The defensive prowess of a Magicarp and the monobrow of Liam Gallagher. This avid Oasis fan is earning in excess of £50,000 per week and spent the vast majority of last season out injured but has still not found the time to buy some tweezers or gaffa tape to help remove that monstrosity above his nose. Apparently his forehead is so important that it needs underlining.