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Tyson Fury Is Masturbating Seven Times A Day To Prepare For Deontay Wilder Fight

Great tactic.

The Tyson Fury Deontay Wilder rematch is one of the most anticipated boxing matches of all time given how much of a slobberknocker the first one was  and Tyson Fury has revealed that he’s willing to try anything in a bit to gain the advantage over his rival.

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Speaking at a press conference with his rival, Fury had the following to say about his unusual training techniques:

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I’m doing a lot of things I didn’t before. I’m eating five or six meals a day, drinking eight litres of water.

If it’s gonna give me an edge, I’m willing to try it.

I’m masturbating seven times a day, keep my testosterone pumping.

I know I will not get a decision in the US.

They had to rob a man who had been out of the ring for three years and they still couldn’t beat him.

I’m not coming here for a points decision, I’ve had too many of them – nine of them.

I know I will not get a decision in the US.

They had to rob a man who had been out of the ring for three years and they still couldn’t beat him.

I’m not coming here for a points decision, I’ve had too many of them – nine of them.

So the trick to winning a boxing match is jerking off seven times a day? That kinda sounds to me like it would be kinda painful and also a lot of work to just get yourself off towards the end – time that might be better used to actually train rather than wanking?

Not really sure it would keep the testosterone flowing either as you’ll probably be all out of it if you’re blowing your load that much? Really weird banter from Fury, but I suppose that’s what we’ve come to expect from the Gypsy King. The fight should be a good one.

For more of the same, check out when Tyson Fury started MMA training. Terrifying.

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