I'm Chris Hanson.
Usain Bolt’s quest to become a professional footballer is one of the weirder stories kicking around in sport, but it looks like...
This ain't the movies pal.
If only it were that simple.
When life imitates art.
Isn't that just as likely to kill the chickens?
Made him look like a right mug.
After his explicit confession, will he be extradited?
'He's Noah here.'
Well he wasn't going to take it lying down was he?
Remember video stores?
He couldn't accept his friend felt that prose was the better literary genre.
It was only a few metres from the local police station.
Top class stoner day-planning.