"People just can't stop Super Liking me."
Quality, not quantity.
"I make ceramic penises of all the people I've slept with."
Only Bill Murray could get away with this sort of behaviour.
Scarred for life.
Jenny's classic reverse psychology ensures dudes swipe right on her EVERY time.
Julia just blew our minds with her take on small penises.
There's really no coming back after you open a Tinder conversation like this guy just did.
Sometimes, you have to swipe left in real life too.