More bangers than a firework shop.
When you absolutely must have the last word.
Will they ever learn?
This actually makes a lot of sense.
It's time to get slippy.
Because pineapples make the perfect gift... maybe?
Rise of the tripping gulls.
Say goodbye to the Redcoats.
Watch your back tonight.
Nice one Sadiq Khan.
Bieber - the boy who keeps on giving.
Enjoying his summer holiday clearly.
The ultimate fashion accessory this summer.
Turns out hosting the Olympics in a corrupt, violence-ridden city wasn't a good idea.
This is so good.
The reason might actually surprise you.
It features a woman giving up her baby for a seat on the platform because she's 'a milker' - one guess what...
No, this is not a troll. Sky News genuinely debated whether air conditioning is sexist on their programming.
It's the height of the summer and you can get onto Nemesis in less than 10 minutes.
Get wasted out of your bacon shot glass then eat it as a chaser.
You don't want to end up looking like this dude.
Get me to Texas now.
This is absolute genius.
The residency begins May 14th.
Back to the drawing board.
Movie of the summer.
Mark your calendars.
You'll never guess who Suge was headed to meet when he ended up running someone over.