Classic Clarkson.
We love you guys, but come on.
Well that didn’t take long.
Suck it.
Fairly predictable but still pretty great.
Probably has more viewers too.
We've all been there.
Too soon?
That didn't last long.
He holds absolutely nothing back here.
The saga isn't over yet.
No real surprises there then.
The facts are finally revealed.
After an internal investigation, the BBC have decided not to renew his contract.
Don't mess with the locals.
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