It's been tough.
Welcome to The Upside Down Bar.
Money well spent.
What's going on here?
That's how we do it in Soviet Russia.
The customer isn't always right.
Nation of wreck heads.
To me, to you.
Smart move idiot.
There are some really weird people on this list.
Is there anything more annoying than a full kit wanker?
Well and truly busted.
"I didn't know you were an escort... congrats"
What a comeback.
Sick Chirpse speaks to model/ photographer/ savantish circus and cabaret aficionado Ayesha Hussain about the freak show life.