This is the scariest thing imaginable.
He also called a sexual assault support centre in Cornwall and pretended he had been raped by his landlady.
At one time, landlines were the most popular option that was available to speak to family and friends. There were a number...
'Can you give me a good excuse to go fishing?'
They're holding absolutely nothing back here.
Ground control to majorâ€¦ oh no sorry, wrong number.
Why? Nobody knows.
Should The Simpsons creators remove this joke?
Gerrard's got the cash, Lorettas got the goods, lets do business.
Some guy called 'Glasgow Limmy' managed to get hold of Danny Dyer's mobile number (god knows how) and decided to give him...