Money well spent.
No gym necessary.
What a cock up.
FACEPALM x infinity.
After thirty six years of never having a girlfriend, this guy decided to take matters into his own hands. Literally.
It's nine inches long, three inches wide and weighs seven pounds.
After the success of doubledickdude on Reddit, another person with a weird deformity has come out of the woodwork to share it...
Having trouble finding a girl with the right measurements? Dr David Matlock's solution was to make one for himself.