Police Officer Receives Written Warning After Fly Kicking Schoolgirl In Norfolk
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The Dude Who Grew A Penis On His Arm Wants To Go On A Date With Kate Beckinsale
You may remember this fella who we blogged about last week – he had a new penis crafted on his forearm after his old one “dropped off to the floor”, and ended up with a brand new designer penis two inches bigger than before. Could life get any better for Malcolm Macdonald? Turns out it …
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John Travolta Has Been Spotted At Wetherspoons And Morrisons
I’m fairly certain that nobody ever expects to see celebrities of any level when they visit their local Wetherspoons, so imagine how crazy it must have been for the people of Dereham – which is apparently somewhere in Norfolk – when John Travolta walked in to have a quiet pint. Images VIA It’s believed that …
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Donald Trump May Have Started World War Three With A Terrifying Missile Threat To Russia On Twitter
Let’s hope Putin isn’t on Twitter.
Everyone’s Terrified That Theresa May’s Wheat Field Running Will Inspire Thousands Of Copycats
Another classic UK moment.
Married Father Of Three Admits Sex Attack On Horse After Being Caught On CCTV
Another day, another guy who can’t keep his junk away from horses.
Grieving Mother Releases Footage Of Her Son’s 97MPH Fatal Motorcycle Crash
Harrowing stuff, but sure to make you drive safer.
The Human Scarecrow – Best Job Ever
I am so jealous of this guy. He just chills out in a field all day. It’s like a constant festival but without all the bell ends and crap music.
