The most protected man on the planet.
He's encouraging everyone to do the same.
The nation has lost faith.
An Orwellian future is upon us.
He’s lost all regard for human life.
Zuckerberg needs to be more responsible.
The most meta thing that has ever happened.
This guy is taking the piss.
Another technological advancement from Mark Zuckerberg.
This might be a dumber password than 'password'.
Kids are way too smart these days.
No hoodie, lots of beer and a keg stand.
These two legends are going hunting for aliens together.
It's not as secure as you think.
It's Mark Zuckerberg's world and we're all just living in it.
Nobody fucks with the Zuckz.
Pizza Hut are going on absolutely ruthless today.
Best tweet ever.
'I need money for investment because I am the greatest living artist and greatest artist of all time.'
It's not just you, don't worry.
What does the youngest billionaire in the world wear on a day to day basis?
Building robot butlers > Donating to charity.
Mark Zuckerberg just got shutdown by his own baby.
The Dislike button is officially on its way.
He was just stoked to have 100,000 users at this point.
Nobody is safe from the trolls.