Matt Hancock ‘Assaulted’ And Called ‘Murderer’ In Packed Tube Carriage
Oh dear.
When they tried to charge him £22 for a ticket, he responded “I wouldn’t pay for a go on your mother and daughter for that f**king price”.
The judge called the case a ‘colossal waste of time’.
Update – he didn’t die.
What did he think was going to happen?
Great way to get the day going on your commute.
More people are highly likely to be infected.
He won’t be doing that again.
Police can’t do, but London commuters will.
Includes pole dancing rats, violent psychopaths, and how to catch train AIDS 101.
London keeps getting safer and safer.
Featuring extreme PDA, murderers in-waiting, and Batman on crack.
Features the hangover from hell, public masturbation and the usual near death experiences.
Extreme PDA, near death experiences, and one girl’s guide to catching train AIDS.
There are times when we’ve all been forced to urinate in places that aren’t exactly toilets, but even when this is the case it’s always best to do it somewhere discreet that isn’t going to bother anyone. Featured Images VIA Unfortunately, this philosophy clearly isn’t followed by everyone in the world and this is demonstrated …
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The morning commute just got a whole lot worse.
Always eat the bagel.