When they tried to charge him £22 for a ticket, he responded "I wouldn’t pay for a go on your mother and...
The judge called the case a 'colossal waste of time'.
What a dickhead.
Update - he didn't die.
What did he think was going to happen?
Great way to get the day going on your commute.
More people are highly likely to be infected.
He won't be doing that again.
Police can't do, but London commuters will.
Includes pole dancing rats, violent psychopaths, and how to catch train AIDS 101.
London keeps getting safer and safer.
Of course she was.
Featuring extreme PDA, murderers in-waiting, and Batman on crack.
Features the hangover from hell, public masturbation and the usual near death experiences.
Extreme PDA, near death experiences, and one girl's guide to catching train AIDS.
Pure nightmare fuel.
There are times when we’ve all been forced to urinate in places that aren’t exactly toilets, but even when this is the...
The morning commute just got a whole lot worse.
Always eat the bagel.
Is he dead?
Of course they do.
Don't let this be you next weekend.
London is doomed.