This is jokes.
Busted.
Have you seen him?
Hearstopping stuff.
The world is yours.
Lord help us.
'You hit the teacher man, that's not fucking cool.'
If you've ever had a bad back, you should probably invest in this.
Genius.
Of course you can.
Take my money now - this could be the best invention ever.
Amongst the other items of Britain First clothing there is an aftershave named 'Lionheart No.9. Old-School Aftershave', which we assume just pongs...