WATCH: Vladimir Putin Completely Dominates WWII Victory Ice Hockey Match, Scores Eight Goals
Of course he did.
Looks like he still hasn’t got it.
Definitely one of the dumber things to come out of the World Cup, but fascinating nonetheless.
Beach soccer is pretty stupid, but this goal is fucking phenomenal.
Unsurprisingly Zlatan Ibrahimovic crops up a couple of times in this one.
You were probably too busy getting pissed over the Bank Holiday weekend to see this absolutely amazing goal scored by CR7.
In the Swedish second division on Monday, a player was booked for catching the ball in his shirt as it bounced on the ground. What?
Messi became Barcelona’s all time undisputed record goalscorer on Sunday night. Here are all his goals ever.
This is one of the most incredible statistics I’ve ever seen.
It’s surprising nobody has done this before but there’s also a pretty good reason for it – it’s completely freaky and disgusting.
What would a Champions League Wednesday be without a cheeky bit of betting? Get on our midweek betting bonanza as we see if we can reach the £300 profit mark after last week’s winnings.
Nicklas Bendtner is in trouble again for his off pitch behaviour.
I never thought I would write a headline anything like that one up there, but this goal really does justify it.
A taekwondo goal is one where you do an outrageous flick or something equivalent to get it into the back of the net. Turns out Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored more than most.
This has got to be a new world record for stupidity as Alvaro Domniguez gives away two penalties for handball in 40 seconds of game time.
Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
Basketball fan sinks $75,000 half court hook and gets mobbed by LeBron James – absolute worldy shot by 50 year old Michael Drysch.
The Brasileirao is Brazil’s premier football league. Old tekkerz players and young sickheads make the goals scored there unbelievable. Check out the top 20 of 2012.
Capital One are getting desperate and have enlisted the help of the QPR and Norwich mascots as well as massive douche Andy Townsend to promote the competition. Pathetic.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa finally won. Michu scores again. Joe Hart’s ass drops out all over the Etihad. Just another week in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Roundup.
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.