Seedy.
You love to see it.
Why has he done this?
Ronaldo went Street Fighter mode during the weekend.
If only he hadn't shot it straight at the keeper.
Maicon got sent home by Brazil for an undisclosed reason - several crazy stories have emerged as to the reason why.
The answer will definitely surprise you.
Why do football clubs and their social media teams still think that these things are good ideas?
Watch Gareth Bale take one for the team by receiving a nasty kick to a particularly delicate area while playing for Real.
I guess this is one way to learn how to deal with a Cristiano Ronaldo or Gareth Bale piledriver.
Check out the top 10 goals of the calendar year that have been nominated by FIFA for the prestigious Ferenc Puskas Award.
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Sunday was a massive day for football. Who shone? Who failed to deliver?
Here they are, the top ten goals from last seasons Premiership, chosen by those experts over at ESPN.