Being made to swim in a pool of vomit, getting your testicles ripped off and being beaten so badly you die are...
Solo marriage consummation, anyone?
In case you were wondering.
They were a real odd couple but they made it work.
"Mmmmm, that feels good."
Why does your sexual orientation matter if you're shopping at Robert Dyas?
If the man wants to marry a plastic sex doll, let the man marry a plastic sex doll.
It's orbiting a star in the Milky Way.
You have got to see this to believe it.
These are some of the most outlandish styles ever seen.
It's easy to get the two confused.
Jesus Christ that's terrifying.
Manchester United would never have been losing 3-0 to Southampton at half time if they had been wearing this strip.
The WWE stars used the funeral as a venue to take care of some unfinished business.
Is Russell Brand the man of the people that he claims to be or is something more sinister going on with him?
This video is completely bizarre, which is pretty much classic Shia LaBoeuf these days.
Add freestyle rapper to Shia LaBoeuf's list of skills.
This literally made me scream.
'It's as seductive as a Waitrose fridge on a warm day.'
It looks more like a roller coaster.
The most bizarre dance moves we've ever witnessed.
Don't expect to get to bed tonight after checking these out.
WTF is the weird mustard girl even doing?
When it comes to fighting, Australian rule footballers are definitely not pussies.
Smell flame grilled all day long baby.
This surely isn't a good idea, is it?
And you thought your browser history was weird.
We can see why this was left on the cutting room floor.
Flying Con Air really sucks by the sound of things.
Fashion peeps - explain these to us please.