You Can Now Buy A Scratch DJ Turntable For Your Cat
Now your cat can be a bedroom DJ too.
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Walmart Are Getting Rinsed For Selling These Insanely Offensive Mugs
They might want to rethink their vetting service.
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Amazon Delivery Drivers Are Paid So Little They’ve Resorted To Defecating In Their Vans
Surely that’s a human rights violation.
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The Creator Of Mad Men Is Returning To TV With A Mysterious New Amazon Prime Show
I’t got a $70 million budget.
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‘The Grand Tour’ Looks Like It’s Going To Shit All Over The New ‘Top Gear’
The BBC must be shitting their pants.
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Amazon Are Getting Slated For Selling These Outrageously Offensive ‘Arab’ Costumes
‘Sexy Burka’ is not acceptable.
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Terrorise Your Family Holiday With This Horrendous Inflatable Cockroach
Who would want this?
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Customer Gives Amazon Bad Feedback; Finds A 10 Inch Dildo In His Shopping Basket
Amazon are savage for this one.
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Woman Freaks Out When EBay Sends Her 40 Bags Of Live Tropical Fish By Accident
I would be pumped if I got this instead of a glass table.
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Amazon Is Starting A One Hour Beer Delivery Service
Another one of life’s problems has just been solved.
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Kim Kardashian’s Book Of Selfies Was A Massive Flop, Gets Ripped Apart On Amazon Reviews
Amazon reviewers can be so mean sometimes.
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Turns Out It’s Simple To Steal Someone’s Credit Card Details If They’re Using Contactless
Which? ran a test where they used four credit cards and six debit cards and found that it was very easy and cheaply able to obtain their details:
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You Can Now Get A Real Life Transformers Suit For $1 Million
Dreams can come true.
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WOAH DUDE: 8 Hidden Messages In Brand Logos
Get ready to have your mind blown…
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Costa Rica Caterpillar Morphs Into A Snake To Scare Off Predators
Thanks to its unique design, this caterpillar transforms the back end of its body into a snake head to ward off predators.
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@n_is_stolen: How GoDaddy & PayPal Helped Hackers Compromise This Guy’s $50,000 Twitter Account
Naoki Hiroshima owned a rare one letter twitter handle. His account of how hackers managed to control it makes for an amazingly scary read.
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Beware Of 5LB Bags Of Sugarless Gummy Bears From Amazon
This selection of reviews from Amazon’s sugarless Gummy Bears page would indicate that they’re a super effective way of losing weight.
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Weird Science: Five Strange Scientific Discoveries From 2013
From people getting their dicks nicked to footgasms – we take a look at the five strangest scientific discoveries of 2013.
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25 Of The Worst Christmas Jumpers Ever
Christmas jumpers very rarely work, but here are 25 of the worst examples of them ever.
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Hey Girls, Your Vagina Is A Horrible Colour, Here’s Some Vaginal Bleach
As if girls probably don’t get enough complaints about what they’re doing down there, you can now add another one to the list.
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Brazilian ‘Penis Snake’ Finally Identified
After a year or so of investigating, biologists have finally managed to identify the giant penis snake that was discovered in Brazil a while ago.
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Zombie Jimmy Savile Costume Withdrawn From Sale On Amazon
Is it really that surprising that a zombie Jimmy Savile costume was going to be highly controversial? No, not at all.
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Amazon Sell Dye To Temporary Colour Women’s Greying Private Parts
My New Pink Button is a new product that enables women to dye their greying ‘lady parts’ a more pinkish colour, but some people aren’t happy about it.
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Ever Wonder How Reddit Makes Money? Find Out Here
I never really understood how Reddit could make any money, but now one of the guys running it has outlined their exact business model and plans for the future. Check it out here.
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Amazon And Lovefilm Team Up To Make ‘Zombieland’ TV Series In A Final Attempt To Compete Against Netflix – But Is It Too Late?
Following 2009’s movie, Amazon and Lovefilm have teamed up to make a Zombieland TV series in an attempt to compete with Netflix. Too little too late?
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The World’s Most Disgusting Delicacies Really Are Disgusting – Here Are Some Of The Worst Foods Out There
Enter the dangerous and delightful arena of the world’s most disgusting delicacies. If you’ve got a weak stomach, then take extra care when wading through these murky marshlands…
