Celtic Player Investigated For Saying Girl, 8, Will Look “Peng” When She’s Older On Instagram NEWS / By MF Jones Oh dear.
Man Cleared Of Forcing A Child To Perform A Sex Act Because ‘He Was Asleep At The Time’ NOT THE NEWS / By DamienFrancis So being asleep is an excuse for a multitude of crimes now, apparently.
Manhattan Woman Sues Her 12 Year Old Nephew For $127,000 For Breaking Her Wrist With Overenthusiastic Hug NEWS / By timw_brap Aunt of the year right here.