Sick Chirpse Reader Confessions #37

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I’m a girl and work for a well known high-end brand. One day i was feeling particuarly hungover but managed a £5000 sale, however on the way to the till with my client I started to feel especially ill. I managed to put the bag to one side and excuse myself to said client, whereby i ran into the toilet where the urge to shit myself and vomit at the same time was so strong that i had to poo whilst vomiting into the sanitary bin. I then promptly returned with a packet of paper for the printer as if we had ran out, apologised for the delay and whacked that five grand through the till. Commisson never felt so good!

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